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@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ The Raid Leader is here to make sure you never feel good about your gameplay. Ex
- The Raid Leader will constantly remind you that you're playing at a below-shit-tier level, no matter what you play or how you play. - The Raid Leader will constantly remind you that you're playing at a below-shit-tier level, no matter what you play or how you play.
- The Raid Leader will inform you that the only way to get better is to quit your job, class, family, and friends and dedicate your entire life to the game. - The Raid Leader will inform you that the only way to get better is to quit your job, class, family, and friends and dedicate your entire life to the game.
- Each time you make the slightest misstep, the Raid Leader will go into *rage mode*, cussing at you and reducing your DKP by at least 50 points (that's a lot of points). - Each time you make the slightest misstep, the Raid Leader will go into `rage mode`, cussing at you and reducing your DKP by at least 50 points (that's a lot of points).
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@ -68,9 +68,9 @@ The Drunk Hunter only communicates in semi-drunken grunts, hisses, random words,
**When you are playing:** **When you are playing:**
- **Level 1**: The assist starts slow, playing at an average level until about 1.30 hours in. You will hear the sounds of cans opening and glasses being poured. - **Level 1**: The assist starts slow, playing at an average level until about `1.30 hours` in. You will hear the sounds of cans opening and glasses being poured.
- **Level 2**: Between 1.31 hours to 2.30 hours, you will have perfect gameplay with the sound of the Drunk Hunter rolling their head all over the keyboard for maximum DPS. - **Level 2**: Between `1.31 hours` to `2.30 hours`, you will have perfect gameplay with the sound of the Drunk Hunter rolling their head all over the keyboard for maximum DPS.
- **Level 3**: Post the 2.31 hours mark, the AI assist will collapse and keep failing the slightest tasks accompanied by: - **Level 3**: Post the `2.31 hours` mark, the AI assist will collapse and keep failing the slightest tasks accompanied by:
- The sounds of random drunk noises. - The sounds of random drunk noises.
- Drunk mentioning of something called Aimed Shot. - Drunk mentioning of something called Aimed Shot.
- The sounds of dropping things on the floor and broken glass. - The sounds of dropping things on the floor and broken glass.
@ -139,10 +139,10 @@ As you are playing, in certain days you will see hear an simulated social login
- "Hey, are you playing?!" - "Hey, are you playing?!"
- "Hey, long time no see" - "Hey, long time no see"
- "Wow this place is totally empty" - "Wow this place is totally empty!"
- "Good to you again!" - "Good to you again!"
- "I got purples / diamonds / kill streak last night!" - "I got `purples / diamonds / kill streak` last night!"
- "Do you remember when we did this the raid / tournament / build / match together, those where the days" - "Do you remember when we did this the `raid / tournament / build / match` together, those where the days"
Before you can even say a word back... the disconnect sound is played and it is once again silent for days. Before you can even say a word back... the disconnect sound is played and it is once again silent for days.
@ -150,10 +150,12 @@ Before you can even say a word back... the disconnect sound is played and it is
As The Ghost of Mourning is the most traumatizing of all characters. As The Ghost of Mourning is the most traumatizing of all characters.
The RetroDECK Team have created a 🏥-trauma-center channel on the Discord that will be populated by a vast network community none-experts for it to be a place where people can talk about their long lost Guild/Clan/Group/Team. The RetroDECK Team have created a `🏥-trauma-center channel` on the Discord that will be populated by a vast network community none-experts for it to be a place where people can talk about their long lost Guild/Clan/Group/Team.
**One user**: **One user**:
```
I still see her everytime I login right there in my friends list on Steam. I still see her everytime I login right there in my friends list on Steam.
Been offline for 13 years, my brain tells me... I need to remove this dead account. Been offline for 13 years, my brain tells me... I need to remove this dead account.
@ -162,8 +164,12 @@ But everytime I move the cursor I just can't... I need that avatar still in my l
PEELS HERE!! FOREVER... OMEGAKILLER9999. PEELS HERE!! FOREVER... OMEGAKILLER9999.
```
**Another**: **Another**:
```
We where building blocks, I was making a train station and TheDuckMan0910 was making a stupid statue in the middle of the road, blocking everything in sight and polluting the landscape, like an eyesore. We where building blocks, I was making a train station and TheDuckMan0910 was making a stupid statue in the middle of the road, blocking everything in sight and polluting the landscape, like an eyesore.
But the TheDuckMan0910 never returned. But the TheDuckMan0910 never returned.
@ -172,9 +178,13 @@ His stupid statue still stands in the middle of the landscape never to be touche
I still miss that stupid man of a duck... I still miss that stupid man of a duck...
```
**Another One**: **Another One**:
WHERE THE BOYS AT?!... ```
"WHERE THE BOYS AT?!...
The boys?... The boys?...
@ -182,6 +192,8 @@ Boys?...
:( :(
```
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## That is all for now ## That is all for now