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The Pizza War

Who will prevail?

The Factions

The Italian Pizza Legion - IPL

Conservative purists of pure Italian Pizza Force.

"Pizza is Italian and everything else is a facsimile, a mockery of Italian perfection. Our mothers and fathers gave everything for the purity of the Napoletana and so shall you!".

The Murican Cheese Crust Patriots - MCCP

Patriotic Americans that try to crush the opposition with infinite pepperoni and cheese.

"The Italian American immigrants took Pizza to the US and made it better thanks to freedom. Are we not free to put as much pepperoni as we want? How about Mozzarella or bread sticks? Is there an upper limit? We say no there is not! The symbol of newfound freedom of the Italian Americans is not the cheese filled crusts? All these innovations were made thanks to being free.".

The Nordic Pizza Cult - NPC

Label as Heretics by the others for their dark pizza magicks.

"The Italians and Americans are weak, the do not dare to take Pizza beyond their set fake borders and rules. Here in the cold north, we have learned and now know the truth... there are no borders. Pizza is an empty canvas; it can be painted into whatever chaotic image of food perfection we desire!".

Nograx the Destoyer

Nograx the Destoyer the aka the "He who brings rotten dough", "The living banana fly swarm", "The mold mother", "Rötmodern" that hates Sushi, Pizza, and all food.

External Forces

Fredinando - Demonio de las tapas de Oliva

The Great Demon Bull Fredinando, destoyer of Olive Tapas. Fought and fell Zurdi the greatest of the Tapas Matadoors of España.