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Sibling Controllers
Ever had that one controller that feels like it was designed by a toddler?
Welcome to the world of Sibling Controllers!
These gems are the ones you hand over to your sibling or friend when you want to win every game.
PlayStation 2
The PS2 was a treasure trove of these hilarious disasters.
MadCatz PS2
The legend of sibling controllers! Breaks if you look at it funny, feels like holding a cactus, and boosts your winning chances by 50%.
Perfect for sabotaging your sibling's gaming experience!
NYKO iType 2
Your sibling likes to press all the buttons, all the time and keeps ruining all the good controllers! The NYKO iType 2 got you covered.
Got a sibling who loves mashing buttons and breaking your precious controllers? The NYKO iType 2 is your savior! With so many buttons to press, your sibling will be too busy to break them all... Right?! Please??!!
NYKO Airflow 2
Perfect for that chatty friend who won't stop talking during games.
The NYKO Airflow 2's built-in loud fan will drown out their voice, letting you focus on winning Tekken Tag Tournament.
HyperMax 3
Got that one friend everyone secretly dislikes but has to invite because your mom said so? Hand them the HyperMax 3!
Even if you protested, your mom sternly reminded you to invite everyone to play games, even the annoying ones (thanks mom!).
So, as petty revenge, you handed that "friend" this controller.
Good luck, Brad!
Samurai PS2
Got a friend who's unbeatable no matter what controller they use?
Give them the Samurai PS2! It's the most uncomfortable controller you could find.
If they still win, it's time for the ultimate weapon...
Resident Evil 4 - Chainsaw
Lost again with the Samurai PS2? Time to bring out the big guns – the Resident Evil 4 Chainsaw controller!
It's big, bulky, and unwieldy.
This time, victory is yours for sure!
Super Nintendo
Ascii Pad SNES
The Ascii Pad SNES is a bit uncomfortable, but your sibling struggling in CO-OP games needs a turbo boost.
You'd never use this turbo controller to spam in Street Fighter 2 against your sibling, right? RIGHT?!
Xbox
Gamemaster FPS
Brad, you claim to be the BEST at Halo and won't stop bragging about it.
WIN WITH THIS THEN!
Here you go, Brad...
MadCatz Xbox
MadCatz made an even chunkier version of the OG Xbox Controller that breaks easily.
Perfect for your sibling with small hands.
Nintendo 64
UltraRacer 64
Your sibling told your dad you took the last Mars bar, but it was actually them.
"OK... little bro/sis... you play with this from now on. 1 v 1 duel, I'll be Oddjob as usual."
The Super Pad
You need to win this Ready 2 Rumble Boxing match against your sibling.
The loser cleans the room, so you gave them this controller
GameCube
GameCube had its fair share of sibling controllers, but none more legendary than...
MadCatz GameCube
This legendary controller has caused several family tragedies over the years.
You had your game plan set and only allowed your little sibling to use this awful, broken controller while you played Smash.
Everything was going well until one day, years later, your mom got a second official GameCube controller for your sibling.
You realized in horror the monster you had created. Like Goku training with weighted clothes, your sibling quickly decimated you in Smash with their ungodly skills using an official controller and rose to fame in the Smash community, beating everyone in local tournaments.
Now, 20+ years later, you sit with chronic back pain, arthritis, and resentment, pondering those days when you beat your sibling in Smash.
You no longer speak to your sibling except for the mandatory yearly BBQ your father desperately hosts to keep the family together.
Every time your sibling pulls up in your father's driveway with their new car filled with Smash trophies and victory money, all you can do is communicate with grunts and pain.
The Ultimate Sibling Controller
There exists one controller that has reigned supreme across several console generations. It still holds the throne as the ultimate sibling controller, and nothing can come close to claiming its title.
Fisher Price: Laugh & Learn - Game Controller
Of all the controllers on this list, none gives you as much power and joy as the Fisher Price: Laugh & Learn - Game Controller.
This controller is designed by the top engineers at Fisher Price to be the ultimate sibling controller.
Can you believe the audacity?!
They designed the entire product around the premise of playing pranks and tricking your younger siblings into thinking they are “good gamers” and "gaming" with big brother/sister.
It is the ultimate sibling con, and nothing can ever top its place as the number one sibling controller of all time.
"Little Sis/Bro: I am the best at this game!"
"You: Sure...sure... little sis/bro, you are the best at this game! (You are not even playing, MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!)"
The Konami Code
Did you know that the Konami Code works on the Fisher Price: Laugh & Learn - Game Controller? It does!