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PizzaDECK

The creators of RetroDECK proudly present:

What is PizzaDECK?

PizzaDECK is a ESpanol-DEutsch Fronend powered PizzaBox application that thanks to its RetroDECK Ovenwork builds-in a variety of cooking solutions, recipes and IOT integrations that is running in one package on the Steam Deck or your Linux PC.

What does that mean?

It means that PizzaDECK builds in all the recipes and integrations needed for cooking the Pizza and a frontend. PizzaDECK then sends the relevant Pizza cooking data to various integrations via RetroDECK Ovenwork to make your perfect Pizza a reality.

Instead of having all different cookbooks and apps to cook Pizza, you only need one PizzaDECK.

PizzaBoxes

We at RetroDECK have the intention to bring you the next generation of Open-Source Pizza contained packing solutions, PizzaBoxes.

RetroDECKs team of experts bring years of flatness expertise to the Open-Source community. We will make sure that the PizzaBox format is as flat as possible.

The team has several key skillsets that other teams lack:

  • Italian knowledge of how to make Pizza even flatter.
  • Vast American expertise of running things over with monster trucks.
  • Swedish dark wizardry of furniture packaging.
  • Japanese mastery of the flattening of sea weeds.
  • The Chinese art of making Guo Kui.

All of these things make the RetroDECK team... The best team in Open-Source to tackle the flatness problem.

Pizza Hub

In addition you can get all the recipes via the PizzaBoxes with the new delivery system called Pizza Hub. We guarantee you Open-Source Pizza recipes within 30 minutes or less.

The RetroDECK Ovenwork

It features cutting edge Pizza integration tech that is only possible on PizzaDECK:

  • Integrate with Grocy ERP for smart ingredient reminders and dynamic shopping lists. Plan the entire day, month and life for Pizza making.
  • We got Docker and Kubernetes support. We also have support for even better containers, like the Cans you inherited from your grandma for storing the Pizza Sauce.
  • We got support for smart IOT devices, follow the Pizza the entire way: Smart Fridge, Smart Oven / BBQ, Smart Temperature, Smart Utensils, Smart Plates and Smart Toilet.
  • We also got a Fantasy Measurements Mode toggle that allow the display of a faux measurement we call Imperial, great for TRPG roleplaying games while cooking the Pizza.
  • PizzaDECK will work with whatever the next new monthly communication IOT standards are: Wireless, Z-Wave, Bee-Wave, LoRa, Lora from accounting, Zigbee, Zigfly, Zigtick, Bigby's Hand of IOT and Going back to wireless because nothing else works... again.
  • Integrate with Home Assistant for all your Pizza IOT needs. Start making the Pizza when you open your smart garage port that you spent way too much money on.
  • PizzaDECK also features several other important buzzwords such as: Blockchain, Trianglerope, Generative AI, Degenerate AI, Deep Learning and Creep Learning.

Thank you!

We hope you all enjoy PizzaDECK as much as we have loved making it.

❤️

RetroDECK / PizzaDECK Team